ADVICE

If there’s one thing that I haven’t experienced in my sex life, it would be sex machines. Well, that and watersports. And hardsports.

Sometimes it can seem as though things just aren’t going your way. You might have had an awful week at work and so decide that the best thing to do is to enjoy a hot time with your favourite sexy lady. However, in the heat of the moment, you have trouble making her cum, and this can leave you feeling disappointed with yourself.

We love the ass. We love looking at it, feeling it, spanking it, and playing with it. Anal play is a hell of a lot of fun, especially for those who want to prepare themselves for anal sex, but trying to figure out what to do for your first time anal play can be difficult.

There is nothing wrong with enjoying the company of escorts, but as a client you will know how people can react to the idea of it. For many of you, you prefer the idea of staying safe and anonymous when booking your dates, as you don’t want to be caught punting.

You can’t say that only homosexual men love cock up their asses anymore. For those that haven’t had a finger, or a shaft, slid up their starfishes before, you’re missing out. If you want to know what I think about it, I’ll just say that one of the best orgasms in my life was from a 6-inch piece of manhood in my forbidden zone. With that being said, I’m pretty sure that a lot of guys have moaned and screamed like Jenna Haze when they have a 6-inch (maybe even an 8-inch) piece of manhood in their forbidden zones.

Anal sex is one of those hot things to do in the bedroom that, for many, is still a taboo. Some people don’t even want to entertain the idea of having anal sex, and if you were to ask them about anal sex positions, they would clam up.

Manscaping; just the word alone sounds like a metro-sexual day spa special package, rather than the harrowing self-maintenance that it actually entails. Perched with one leg up on the toilet, dude’s junk in the trunk hangs in the wind, as he hacks away with a razor at the forest that surrounds his private tower. It is all worth it though, because trimming bush country allows that dame to feel dude’s caveman tendencies without feeling like she’s shagging a Neanderthal, and it gives his tool box a sharp look that holds less funk on his junk.

There are plenty of lucky guys out there who can last a hell of a long time in bed, but the chances are that, if you are looking at this, you might need a little help. If you want to know how to last longer in bed, then you are in the right place.

When it comes to sex in cars, a kinky light-bulb goes off above the horny who are on-the-go. Sex in car enthusiasts know that you’ve got to be flexible and creative if you’re going to shag in that sardine can on wheels. There’s usually little to no space inside of a car, and although that sexy act may transpire in the front seat, it typically rocks to the back so as to maximize all potential space. Shagging in cars is a rite of passage and it’s literally fast-food for kinksters with voracious appetites.

Dear homies, When it comes to your private investigator, you have got to protect your neck. You’ve got one life to live, one wang doodle to rock it out with, and your cock’s performance is a reflection of your health. Often dudes will rage on autopilot until something vital like their most prized appendage takes a hit, and then they wonder, ‘WTF?’ Well, if dude took an active interest in his health, it would protect his magic wand, ensure its salty spell, and ward off the evils of erectile dysfunction.<