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Fuck, how did I end up here? I was only sipping on a few cans of Heineken two hours ago, and now I have my closest friend from high school drilling my pussy and tasting my tongue with his.

Guys, I can totally understand why you would ask your partner ‘was that good for you?’ at the end of a sex session, even though it is quite awkward for him or her to answer.

Have you ever thought that contraception, like the condom, could ever be ‘re-engineered’? No? Well, where have you been since the first condom was made 150 years ago?

Have you ever noticed that some of the Olympian swimmers, like Michael Phelps the beautiful dolphin, have giant red spots on their backs?

Out of all of the districts that I’ve been in the country, Bath was one of the best cities that I settled down in England. It’s the home of Southgate, the Jane Austin Centre, and one of my favourite vegan restaurants ever.

I’m sure that everyone on this earth has thought about the world of sadism & masochism at least once, where they pondered about what the life of a little piggy is like. Some people have taken that thought a step further and started to think about being a little piggy themselves.

This was not what I was expecting when I said I wanted a nice night with him. Not was I was expecting at all. And now my former school teacher is on top of me, thrusting his throbbing shaft in and out of me while I’m looking at his gorgeous black hair while he smiles and moans at me.

I wanted to be an animal with him. I wanted him to rub my cunt hard until I climaxed all over his fingers.

Guys, you can’t knock BDSM until you’ve tried it. I mean, if it’s so bad, then why are there so many lingerie shops selling D/S equipment, or so many people talking about how exhilarating it is on Youtube?

There is nothing more sexy and beautiful than watching two girls getting it on.