ERECTIONS

Dear homies, When it comes to your private investigator, you have got to protect your neck. You’ve got one life to live, one wang doodle to rock it out with, and your cock’s performance is a reflection of your health. Often dudes will rage on autopilot until something vital like their most prized appendage takes a hit, and then they wonder, ‘WTF?’ Well, if dude took an active interest in his health, it would protect his magic wand, ensure its salty spell, and ward off the evils of erectile dysfunction.<

When I visit an escort, I always worry about keeping my erection for a sustained period. The women are just so hot that I completely expect to blow my load before my time is up. It is so bad, that I usually have a wank an hour before I go. I always thought it would be impossible to have too long an erection.