I remember when I lived in a house share. I have to say, I hated it. On my first day, I went and used the bathroom and found no toilet roll. I went downstairs and asked where the toilet roll was. My new housemate replied “it should be upstairs”, to which I said “yes, it fucking should be”. I was never cut out for that way of life. Still, however bad my housemates were (and I probably to them) they haven’t got a patch on this guy. Continue reading Man Caught Rubbing Flatmate’s Toothbrush on His Penis (Video)
I have to admit it, when I saw the ‘alleged’ Danish sex education book which went into rather graphic detail about how children were made this week, I thought it was a wind up. Maybe it the torrent of fake stories given to us by social media, or allegations of photo’s being taken down because they ‘offend Muslims’, when in fact no such thing has happened, I have just become rather sceptical in my old age. Continue reading The Most Graphic Sex-Ed Book Ever
Russian Police are trying to track down a couple who have been caught having sex on a very public fountain in the middle of the day. Not only are they carrying on with people walking by, but they were caught on video. Continue reading Wanted By Police For Public Romp (Video)
A U.S paramedic ended up at the centre of a medical emergency of his own after he was bitten in the balls by a family dog whilst he was trying to save the life of a child from that address. Continue reading Paramedic Bitten In Balls By Family Dog!
We all get horny at some point or another. I know when I do I go and see those hot Malmo escorts who certainly know how to show me a good time. However, I never ‘scratch that itch’ when I am working, and I certainly don’t go as to the lengths that this guy from Barwell in England decided to go to relieve himself. Continue reading Postman Uses Couples Phone To Call Sex Line!
They say criminals are never the most intelligent of people. However, few can be more stupid than this guy in Minnesota who left his Facebook on at the home he was burgling. Continue reading Stupid Criminal Leaves His Facebook On At The Home He Was Burgling!
It has all been a bit serious recently on the Escort Sweden blog. We have had feminists getting voted into parliament and palm readers allegedly groping women in car parks. One of our popular escorts (who asked not to be named) actually contacted me to say we needed to cheer things up a bit. Continue reading Incredible Cat Plays Jenga! (Video)
I have to say, this has to be one of the funniest pranks I have ever seen. A girl in California has been investigated for allegedly putting semen in cakes which were then given to people who were bullying her. Continue reading Girl Serves ‘Semen Filled Cakes’ To Students