NOISY SEX

There is no bigger turn off in bed than someone being a little too loud. It could be that they are really enjoying you fucking them, but it also makes you wonder if they are faking it.

Out of all the things you could punish a woman for, few guys would think of making sex noises. To some, a woman’s fanatic sex screams are just an awesome boost to the male ego – the idea that you’re able to inspire such auspicious testimonies with just your penis. But even for those that aren’t exactly turned on by loud women in the bedroom, few would ever condemn it.

When sex is good it can be really really good. It gets noisy, with you suddenly shouting to a deity you might not believe it (“Oh God!”) or suddenly being overcome to agree with your partner (“oh yes!”). The noise lets your partner know that they are hitting the spot and doing the right thing.