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We can all feel winter fast approaching. Christmas isn’t too far off, and the nights are getting darker, earlier. There is also something else that is on the way, and that is ‘winter penis’. Have you heard about it?

In rather bizarre scenes, a man has been filmed having sex with a blow up doll on the side of the M1 in England.

I have seen some crazy shit since I started working here. Hell, when I was 18 I never would have believed I would work in the sex industry at all. Therefore, it takes quite a bit to shock me as I am getting to the stage where I feel that I have seen it all. Well, that changed this week when I saw the story of ‘vagina beer’ coming from Poland.

It is fair to say the sex toy industry is becoming more prevalent these days. As attitudes to sex become more relaxed, then people are being encouraged to embrace products that help them get the most out of their bedroom antics. Still, even I was shocked at their most recent advert from sex toy company ‘Lovehoney’, which shows people having real orgasms.

It has been a very depressing week so far. We saw the awful chemical attacks in Syria, and on the home front we have had footballing legend Ray Wilkins dying at the early age of 61. In such depressing times, it is often nice to come across and amusing, stupid story, devoid of any seriousness or subtext. That is why this story about Debenhams selling a table lamp of a gorilla appearing to make the ‘wanker sign’ put a smile on my face.

A Russian nightclub is at the centre of a storm after it was alleged they got a girl to give a guy oral sex on a stage in order to get free drinks.

In some of the most bizarre news I have brought you in a while, a woman in Russia has dumped her boyfriend after he was caught having sex with a horse on CCTV.

This week saw crazy scenes in London where a brazen couple were filmed having at a train station, before casually catching the train as if nothing had happened.

A man in Thailand has come to worldwide attention after he had two metal rings on his penis cut off after a sex game went wrong.

In what could be a candidate for the most bizarre deaths of 2017, a young couple in Russia have died after their car rolled into a lake whilst they were having sex in the back seat.