WATCH PORN

A lot of people swear that sitting down and putting some porn on while their partner is with them is the best thing that you can do, but plenty of people feel uncomfortable with the idea of it. If you watch porn together, people tend to assume that you aren’t sexually satisfied, and that your partner is clearly not doing enough.

We hardly need an excuse to watch porn, but if someone hands one to us on a silver platter, who are we to argue? Thanks to Pornhub, we can often say that we are watching porn purely to do our part for the world. We’re trying to save it in our own way, and if that is by masturbating to lesbians rolling around on a bed together, we are willing to do it. That’s just the kind of caring, generous people that we are, sacrificing our time for the greater good.