Teen Caught Stealing Penis Cream and Deep Throat Spray!

A Teen girl in handcuffs

Getting caught stealing as a teenager is never a good thing. It is very easy for young kids to shoplift the trainers or the computer game that they can’t afford, and they will consequently get a clip round the ear from their parents (hopefully) and a police caution. However, there are things that you REALLY don’t want to get caught stealing.

Karla Farmer, 18 has been busted shoplifting penis cream and throat-desensitizing spray from a mall in South Carolina.

Security at a South Carolina mall said they caught Karla Farmer, 18, walking off with an assortment of novelty sex products from Spencer’s earlier this month.

Sexy Underwear

The fun and games didn’t stop there however. Mall security said they also found a couple pairs of underwear that she allegedly nicked from Victoria’s Secret. They detained the teen until the police arrived.

The rather naughty teen was charged with misdemeanor shoplifting. It appears that if if convicted she could face a fine of up to $5,000 or up to three years in prison — and that’s just if it’s her first offence. If she’s a repeat shoplifter, she could face a felony charge and is in a lot more trouble.

Blonde teen mugshot

Hey, here at Escort Sweden we will never say that stealing is acceptable. However, let’s take a look at what she is robbing. This girl is nicking naughty underwear and sex items that will make it easy for her to give deep throat to her fella. She may be a troubled teen, but if she needs any help getting back on the straight and narrow, she is more than willing to come round my house. Yes, I man hide away all the good china and keep my wallet in my pocket, but wow, there would certainly be benefits from having her around!

Other Crimes

She isn’t the only stupid criminal coming out of the USA. Having a look around the internet I discovered a few absolute classics. Here are three of them.

Terry Smith allegedly tried to rob a taxi but left his wallet in the vehicle.

Arthur Brundage from New York robbed a bank, and upon finding he had been short-changed, came back for the rest of the cash.

Raymond Garcia was arrested after being found by the cops fighting a street sign.

There are plenty of others and they are well worth a read.

As for the date of Karla Farmer, we will let you know. Once suspects however that she will gain a criminal record but also a number of phone numbers from guys all around South Carolina.

It truly is a crazy, crazy world!

You got any crazier stories than this? Let us know in the Escort Sweden forum.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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